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There is a reason French economics programs are not well respected and they set out to prove it every single day of their life
#god the FSM EU CE drama is so fucking stupid she is an absolutely brilliant economist who would do SO MUCH in modernizing and helping the EU#pursue antitrust action who gives a fuck if she’s not a citizen of the EU#econ shit#<- this is why I’m holster coded
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Stiles: Sometimes I watch gangbangs. You know, the ones that have one woman and an entire room of men.
Stiles: Not to jerk off or anything. I just like watching the line of guys in the back and trying to imagine what they're talking about to each other as they awkwardly stand around, waiting for their turn. Stiles: Like, can you imagine two guys, that only just met that morning, desperately trying to stay hard as they make small talk about how congested L.A. traffic has gotten recently while they wait for the eight guys in front of them to finish up?
Stiles: Meanwhile, the girl is having the time of her life delegating which guy gets to fuck which hole and for how long, like a queen sprinkling gold coins off her balcony at the peasants.
Stiles: Anyway, that concludes my report on "Powerful Women In History".
[Later]
Derek:
Derek: I can't believe they gave you a 75 for that.
Stiles: Eh. It was extra credit anyway.
#sterek#teen wolf#derek hale#stiles stilinski#mieczysław stiles stilinski#tyler hoechlin#dylan o'brien#incorrect quotes#incorrect teen wolf quotes#incorrect teen wolf#He did this for a Forensic Anthropology course#Proving that the time he wrote the history of circumcision on his econ test was not an isolated incident#I feel like Stiles has such fantastic grades that he just gets bored and does crazy shit like this when he knows he can afford to
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you guys i love college so much
#i hate assignments.#BUT LIKE HOLY SHIT I THANK GOD EVERY DAY THAT IM NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL#im an adult who is alive and has a life and does things as an adult and gets treated as an adult and i get to pick my own classes and#i can buy myself things if i want to.... and im active in my club and we're going to travel to another school to compete#I GET TO TRAVEL TO ANOTHER SCHOOL TO COMPETE AND HAVE A TEAM BONDING THING AND DO LONG ROAD TRIPS ABOUT IT#AND MY SPORT OF CHOICE IS LITERALLY LYING#IM IN MOCK TRIAL CLUB AS A WITNESS. I SIT AROUND COMFORTABLY AND WATCH THE LAWYERS DO THEIR THING AND THEN I SOUND SYMPATHETIC ON STAND#ITS SO#it's really fun.#and also i get along with my siblings so much better now that i dont live with them#im not getting mad at my sister all the time just because she Makes Sounds. im not getting annoyed with my brother for being argumentative#we just. hang out.#(frequently lmao)#and my mom and i keep going out to eat#and i visit my dad for lunch most weeks#and we all HANG OUT#and . fuck. i love life#and being an adult who gets to live it#and COLLEGE#next semester im going to take a couese on Detective Fiction#and probably get a job or internship to fuel my spending addiction 🤑💰#💸!!!#* AND MY SLEEP SCHEDULE. WOW. FUCK. ITS ALL UP TO ME#AND I DONT HAVE TO GET UP EARLY EVERY MORNING#AAAAAA#my grades aren't fantastic. right. i know they're not. but im not failing any classes. and i get along w my professors.#i like econ a lot more than i expected to
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ive got an essay due at 3pm tomorrow and ive not even looked at it i am so so unserious about my degree and by the grace of some higher being i somehow keep managing to crawl through it's actually getting a bit funny
#me and an old friend of mine used to have a running joke during a-levels that im just one of those people where shit Works Out#and it started bc we shared two a-levels (english and economics) and in BOTH classes i regularly didn't do the homework#or the reading etc and yet it would ALWAYS work out for me#like we'd walk into a class neither of us having done the homework and they'd get yelled at while i went under the radar somehow#or that one english essay i got the highest score in the class when i literally hadn't even read the fucking book it was on#and when we pointed the theory out it started just becoming really prevalent#like no matter how late i am for things i'll arrive and by some miracle the thing im late for is also late (e.g a train or teacher)#like im just one of those people that has very very mundane luck#and low and behold i am fighting this degree with bloody fists putting the absolute bare minimum in for my own sanity's sake#and i SOMEHOW keep pulling through. literally failed two modules last year and STILL got a 2:1 average#and the last essay i wrote was the worst essay id ever done in my life and i get my standards are higher bc ik im good at essays#but the point still stands and you know what? i got a FIRST#literally was pure waffle i have never blagged it so hard and i got a FIRST#and all this shit just makes me cockier and cockier and go even more by the skin of my teeth and it ALWAYS WORKS OUT#it's soooo silly but im not complaining. anyway ill keep u posted about this essay <3 it's econ history so is actually interesting#but the most ive done for it is ask the sc ai lmao and for context degree-level essays usually require a good few days of graft#live love laziness#hella goes to uni
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I don’t want a manga reprint I want him
#hellsing#hellsing ultimate#alucard hellsing#a#give us what we REALLY want 😡😡😡😡😡#this came to me in a vision (Econ quiz)#I need to find one of these fuckers give him the ol reigen treatment put him in a medieval torture device or maybe a bath and body works#both are like Equally bad I think the bath and body works may be worse being within 10 miles of one gives you a lethal headache with no cure#spent too much time invested in econ and now I am paying the price maybe this will give me tboyswag2 pls being a tenor will increase my swag#maybe by like 100. 200. 300. maybe even 400. holy shit maybe even 500 wooooah crazy#i am incredibly sleepy and tired farewell my loves I shan’t see the light of day for an eternity#honkshoomimimimi time o clock for Realsies af 100%#going to ignore the potential doom of the literal bomb just chilling in my room I shoved it in my hamper maybe that will let things Not burn
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are you ever trying to study, but outside some biker is USELESSLY REVVING THEIR BIKE?? yaha syllabus ka chaap hai, aur bahar koi nalla biker apne bike ko faltu mei sirf "vroom 😎 vroom😎 vroom😎" kar raha hai. atleast shanti se rone do yaar.
#bhai mai econ kar rahi hu#yaha calculations galat ho rahe hai#and some bikers are outside just revving their bikes?#silencers are attached for a reason bhai#desi shit posting#desi memes#desi#desi academia#desi tumblr#isc#isce#desiblr#desi problems
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may the gods grant me the strength not to throttle my group project members by their thick republican athlete finance bro throats
#we agreed that the two of them would complete 1/3 of our report#by our appointed check in time#they did not.#i asked one of them to flesh out the bones of another third of the report that I’d written#he added ONE SINGLE SENTENCE#and then texted me saying ‘I finished my part can you look over it’#i don’t CARE that you’re a baseball player#bitch we’re d3 nobody gives a shit#you signed up for this class now do your piece of it!#-> pissed because we get a shared group grade#this is what I get for being an econ major at a school known for being conservative#kiki’s radio#oversharing on main#it’s 2:30 am#i am going to finish these liquidity ratios#and then i am going to have sweet sweet dreams about taking that baseball bat and shoving it up his—#in pursuit of girlboss status
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my god i love the survival logbook
#i need a copy for myself#i'm watching a guy use ECON INFLATION CALCULATORS to support a theory in this book#the theory is fnaf 3 took place in 2017. im shitting myself#i'm fucking losing it i love fnaf
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Fascinating how many contemporary socioeconomic frameworks (and associated problems) in the euro-anglo-western countries point back to policy decisions made during and immediately after WWI.
#(given wwii was a consequence of wwi and its socioeconomic policies too)#deconstructing in detail the truly problematic housing shortage in my particular area and how it keeps pointing back to wwi decisions#so many examples of shit going wrong in the econ textbooks all pointing back to wwi#is it a bias in that everyone from then is mostly dead so they can freely use the example; or that it's been long enough to now recognise-#-impact; or just that stuff ever *since* then has got too intersectional and complex to create simple if-then scenarios
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kpop stans trying to make drama out of their own misunderstanding of basic corporate finance is actually one of the funniest things i've witnessed since becoming an army
#i know this is the being stupid and lacking reading comprehension website and we hate stonks and shit#but it's actually so funny to see people calling hybe a monopoly like LMAOOOOOO#i know not everyone is a business or econ major but why am i suddenly feeling superior for having a degree that i've hated since before#i even graduated#become a kpop stan girls if nothing else it'll make you feel better about your own intelligence#.txt
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damn fight club was really good . one of those things that's like, oh, duh, no shit this is considered really good. it's really good.
#cae speaks#3 movies in one night . truly something wrong with me i never watch shit#probs won't watch any for a while#which is kinda a good thing i need 2 Lock Back In to school#i have an exam tomorrow actually.#2 econ exams this week#and then i'll have a few weeks before any more
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YOU’RE getting a psychology degree so you can help people or whatever. I’M getting a psychology degree so i can dissect exactly why my favorite characters are fuck ups. we are not the same
#snap chats#just reminded myself i have an econ exam in five hours //screams//#anyway i love psychology it makes shit fun#i love bullying my faves but using reason 😔
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there's a very specific kind of vibe that comes with living with your friends in final year that it just does not have in first year or even second year. like as a fresher it's usually the first time any of you have lived away from home let alone with SO MANY people your age and it's terrifying and exciting and randomised to boot so it's generally carnage for a whole year in the best and worst ways, and then second year you pick who you're living with and it feels like for the first time you're doing this adult thing PROPERLY. you have a place of your own now. these are the people you've chosen to live with. studying gets serious etc. but it's still fresh. it's still new. you still don't know how to navigate it. but final year? final year is when you actually get it right. you know how to manage your time better. you know what works for you and what doesn't. studying is the main focus and you've been out in the world for three years now and it's not loud and boisterous like it was in first year and you're not exciteable and awkward like you were in second year. you're comfortable. every single one of my flatmates has their own friend group and we mainly keep to our own social circles, but we'll still meet each other back at the house after a night out and sit in the kitchen or my room to do the debrief. sometimes i'll go days not seeing either of them despite sharing a house but every now and then someone will softly call up the stairs that 'the heating's on!' or one of us will sneeze and the other two will yell 'bless you!' through the walls. the lack of interaction isn't interpreted as dislike in ways it would have been even last year, because we're all just old enough to be past that now and settled enough in our friendship not to worry about it. idk. uni is very loud and unsettling a lot of the time so it's been really sweet to see how almost boringly comfortable final year is.
#like my day today was literally drag myself out of bed at 10am to meet my econ friends bc we're in a group together#and i spent two hours with them writing a fucking TRADE REPORT before coming home#and the rest of the day was kinda lost. i showered. i put a wash on. i had a nap. i mainly stayed in my room#which sometimes is the End Of All Things but today was quite nice#and i can hear in their rooms how my flatmates are doing the exact same thing. pottering about and getting on with uni#and we've barely spoken all day but earlier my one flatmate ran into my room all excited to show me her nails#bc she's been teaching herself to do gels and it took her 2 hours but im still one of the first people she wanted to show#and just now we all went to use the bathroom at the same time and it led to one of our Stair Sessions#where we all inexplicably just gather on the stairs and chat for no reason with a cup of tea#idk it's just nice. it's such basic shit but i can't belive in first year i used to spend EVERY DAY with these girls#and we were one single friendship group and that was all we had#and then in second year one girl branched off bc she lived in a studio and got into her societies#but me and the other girl lived together again and it was the same thing of she was a friend before she was someone i lived with#and weirdly that can actually be detrimental to a dynamic. but this year we're all just very solidified and confident in ourselves#and where we stand and yes we all have our own friendship groups outside of the house now#but there's still that love and simple comfortableness around each other that you only get with time and a hell of a lot of proximity#and a sense of being settled that maybe is just what happens as you get older#idk it's just really nice. if i had this exact same day in first year (doing economics and barely leaving my room)#it would've been a really bad depressive day for me so the fact i can find such contentment from it now is really heartening#i love my little life here im very proud of what ive been able to achieve :)#hella goes to uni#feeling nostalgic because SOME BITCH decided to ribs post
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always going 2 be doomed to being the financially worst off and lowest energy person in a flat whilst also having to buy everything for that flat and do most of the cleaning
#nobody else buys kitchen roll nobody else buys bin bags nobody else buys any other kitchen necessity i buy the oil i buy the seasonings#i buy my own cereals which get eaten by the same fucking guy who uses everyone's shit and doesn't wash it (economics student. ofc.)#can only mention this to one flatmate too bc of the other two one is also not well off and super nice and keeps everything clean#and the other guy just doesn't fckin listen and only shares stuff when other people have bought it (the econ student. individualist moment)#like!!!! me and the girl who i can't ask for help with on this don't have cars either so im forced 2 walk#from the supermarket (15 minute walk) without half the food i wanted to buy (no backpack/bag space) bc the others just Won't Buy Stuff
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i could’ve worn my hockey skates to university today and it would’ve been better
#GIRL. FUCK FREEZING RAIN. I KNOW UR SHITTING ME WTF#THE FACT THAT I DID NOT FALL AND CRACK MY SKULL OPEN TODAY. MIRACLE#WHAT IS THE POINT OF TUITION IF YALL CANT THROW SOME SALT OR SAND ON THE PATH. BITCH#also my Econ midterm went really well 🤭🥰 my first one after 4 years 🥹
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got assigned a climate change denialism video essay for my dumb ass econ class by the right wing dairy vet with a pet project to convince these easily swayed 24 year olds
#this plus the emails i've been getting about israel: universities are not the bastion of leftism u think they are#don't put it in my econ hw that i got mad online#i'm gonna get myself in trouble on this one bc there's a class discussion also and this man loves to bait people#and i am extremely a sucker for getting mad#i also just straight up don't wanna do any of this bc i know it'll make me mad and i'll spend 5 hours looking up shit#to refute this dumb ass video made by A THINK TANK FUNDED BY EXXON MOBIL#truly a brain hemorrhaging out ur nose moment
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